Grow your own. Know what you're doing.
Most guides are written for California. We’ve spent 15 years learning what works here so you don’t have to.
Every website says something different.
You’ve done the research. You’ve watched the YouTube videos. You’ve read the forum threads.
And now you have a dozen tabs open, three contradicting nutrient schedules, and no idea if any of it works in an arid climate where a hailstorm can shred your transplants in May.
The watering advice from California? Your plants will be dead in a week. The humidity tricks from back East? They’ll invite spider mites. Those things can destroy a healthy plant in days, sometimes before you even notice they’re there.
Meanwhile, you’re looking at a $1,500 equipment list wondering if you’ll actually harvest anything usable.
We already made the mistakes. Fifteen years of them.
We’ve been growing cannabis in Northern New Mexico for over 15 years. We’ve lost plants to late frosts, spider mites, and every rookie mistake in the book. So we learned how to prevent them.
Now we help home growers skip the expensive learning curve.
You get:
- Clones selected for our climate
- A schedule that tells you what to do and when
- Someone to text when something looks wrong
- A guarantee: if your plants fail, we replace them
No YouTube rabbit holes. No forum debates. No wondering if you’re doing it right.
How It Works
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Join
Tell us about your space and goals. We pick the right strains for your setup.
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Grow
Pick up your clones in spring. Follow the schedule. Text us when something looks off.
3
Harvest
By fall, you harvest your own supply. A decent first grow covers most of the year.
Pick the path that fits.
Both include clones, support, and our clone replacement guarantee. Choose based on how much guidance you want.
Season Membership
You know what you're getting into. You just want backup when it counts.-
4 clones, expert-selected for your setup
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3 check-ins at the stages that matter
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Unlimited text and photo support
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Clone replacement guarantee
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Northern NM high desert expertise
First Grow Package
Your first season. Our full attention.-
Everything in Season Membership, plus:
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4th check-in for extra first-year support
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Equipment recommendations for your space
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Priority support during critical periods
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Online course access (coming soon)
They thought they'd kill everything.
We're not in California. We're in your climate.
We’re in Santa Fe. We’ve been growing in the high desert for over 15 years. We specialize in sub-irrigation, a method that uses less water and prevents the pests that kill most first grows.
Santa Fe, Taos, Albuquerque, Española. We know your climate. We know what strains work here. We know the problems you’ll hit before you do.
Questions we hear a lot.
What's the difference between Season Membership and First Grow Package?
First Grow Package includes everything in Season Membership plus a 4th check-in, equipment recommendations, and priority support. It’s designed for complete beginners who want extra guidance through their first season. After year one, you transition to the lower Returning Member rate ($325/year).
When do I get my clones?
Clones are available in spring (typically late April through May) once weather permits safe transplanting. After you join, we’ll contact you to discuss strain selection based on your goals, space, and experience level.
How does the clone replacement guarantee work?
If your clones don’t survive despite following our guidance during check-ins, we replace them at no additional cost. This requires staying in communication with us and following recommendations. We’re partners in your success.
What if I already have plants from somewhere else?
Book a one-time consultation ($75/30 min) for troubleshooting help. Want full seasonal support without our clones? We can do that too, just reach out.
Do I have to use sub-irrigation?
No. We specialize in sub-irrigation because it works well in our dry climate, but we’ll help you succeed with whatever method fits your setup.
What's included in a check-in?
Check-ins are 20-30 minute video or phone calls at critical growing stages. We assess plant health, catch problems early, answer questions, and tell you exactly what to do next. You can also text us photos anytime between check-ins. In-person visits available if needed.
I'm outside Santa Fe. Can I still join?
Absolutely. Most of our support happens via text, photo, and video call. We work with growers throughout Northern New Mexico. In-person visits are available within 50 miles of Santa Fe if needed.
What about the online course?
We're building an online course for members who want to learn at their own pace. First Grow Package members get it free when it launches. It'll also be available separately. Join the email list if you want updates.
You've read enough. Let's grow something.
Join Northern New Mexico growers who stopped researching and started harvesting.
Questions first? Contact us.